It's a Long Blonde Road
Fatman you can rest easy...all bets are off and the dating ditties will resume directly. I know you missed all the tales.
So the Sassy-Joseph dynamic just could not sustain under the pressure of the imitation of a real life. We did the mutual parting ceremony tonight which will be followed up by a brief blip at his apartment on Sunday as I gather the handful of belongings I left there. Well, the upside is no more drama and the downside is the sexlife is as pallid as ever. I guess I should be grateful that the last several months included more sex than any of the 38 years prior.
On a brighter note, my hair is getting longer and blonder. It should be the perfect length for Ryan's wedding in the fall for a girly swirly up-do. I am interviewing escort candidates for the big event so get your application in early all you single guys (yeah...I see that line being on the short end of long). Oh well, I have never had a date for a wedding so why break that lifelong cycle now? Just give me several bottles of champagne and I will dance the night away with my invisible friend Fred.
Labels: Biker Dude, Endings, Graveyard, Joseph
posted by SassyAssy @ Wednesday, February 28, 2007
5 Comments:
the first of my group of friends is getting married this summer and it'll be my first wedding as a guest...i'll be going alone...may as well break out the vodka now...i'll may get lucky and find a date in the bottom of a bottle no?!
You'll have no problem finding someone to go with, Sassy. Your relationship with Matchmaker is superb!
Joseph seemed perfect but I suspect you weren't posting much about the negative side of the relationship. From what I read you seemed quite happy. I hope the next fellow is even better for you. And that it doesn't take too long to find him!
Roselle--hey chica--maybe we can be each other's plus-one.
Utenzi--you are so kind. Well, the negative was cloaked in a disguise as a bad mood generated by illness, but in reality was ambivalence towards the "total package".
I hate Fred.
Well I was rooting for you and biker dude, but the valentines day thing had me going hmmmm.
Sassy- Hell, as much as I enjoy reading your dating dramas I enjoy it more to know that you are happy and everything is going alright. Having said THAT I am looking forward to reading your new adventures in the search for Mr.Right.
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