Sunday, October 21, 2007
Misbehaving in Sassyland

The girls go out to play this weekend...........

Meet a new friend of mine, Mo. She is incredibly witty and we had fun cruising the adult toy store over the weekend. We went with 4 other women and we were having way too much fun. We looked at frog shaped cock rings, super-jumbo unbelievable dildos, Rabbits and Rabbit knockoffs, glow-in-the dark shower toys...well, you get the picture. In case you don't have a few visuals:


We all left the store with a nice discreet black bag and the items above went home with a couple of the girls. I did not buy any of those items. I did think about purchasing some other items to help with the dating dryspell I am currently experiencing. I made my selection and happily turned down batteries since that is one thing I manage to keep on hand at all times *grins*. Once I paid, I discovered some sexy items of clothing, but I decided to pass on those for the time being.

I found it interesting that women outnumbered men in that store 3 to 1. Some of the items for sale boggled my mind....like the coochie cushion modeled off of a famous porn star...the detail was startling. It was briefly considered as a purchase for a 30-year old male virgin known to some of the gals. Then there was the "flutter bug" panty enhancer---hmmm---or the internet operated orgasm thingy-do.

You know what I miss---a strong pair of arms wrapped around me, the thigh pushed between mine as we spoon, the human touch.

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5 Comments:

Blogger Smug said...

Where was this? I had no idea such fun items were available locally!!

12:14 PM  
Blogger SassyAssy said...

I am afraid you have to travel to Richmond, Smug, to experience such delights.

1:58 PM  
Blogger utenzi said...

Richmond. The South's own Gomorrah. LOL

It's good to see you're getting out and socializing, Sassy. I guess your next door neighbor isn't distracting you too much so far.

10:31 PM  
Blogger SassyAssy said...

Utenzi--I think my next door neighbor is a vampire...I never see him in the light of day (or at all for that matter). No prospects right now! C'est la vie!

12:17 AM  
Blogger utenzi said...

Vampires need friends too!

3:49 AM  

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