Misbehaving in Sassyland
The girls go out to play this weekend...........
Meet a new friend of mine, Mo. She is incredibly witty and we had fun cruising the adult toy store over the weekend. We went with 4 other women and we were having way too much fun. We looked at frog shaped cock rings, super-jumbo unbelievable dildos, Rabbits and Rabbit knockoffs, glow-in-the dark shower toys...well, you get the picture. In case you don't have a few visuals:
We all left the store with a nice discreet black bag and the items above went home with a couple of the girls. I did not buy any of those items. I did think about purchasing some other items to help with the dating dryspell I am currently experiencing. I made my selection and happily turned down batteries since that is one thing I manage to keep on hand at all times *grins*. Once I paid, I discovered some sexy items of clothing, but I decided to pass on those for the time being.
I found it interesting that women outnumbered men in that store 3 to 1. Some of the items for sale boggled my mind....like the coochie cushion modeled off of a famous porn star...the detail was startling. It was briefly considered as a purchase for a 30-year old male virgin known to some of the gals. Then there was the "flutter bug" panty enhancer---hmmm---or the internet operated orgasm thingy-do.
You know what I miss---a strong pair of arms wrapped around me, the thigh pushed between mine as we spoon, the human touch.
Labels: Girls just wanna have fun, sex toys





