Well, it is still old home week for me! Ghosts from romances past are still calling/emailing/im'ing me on an almost daily basis.

Yesterday I was with my friend Dayna. She treated me to a pedicure and we were headed back to her house when my cell rang. It was close to 5 pm and I didn't recognize the number but I answered it anyway. It was Steve the Asshole. He had made a date, stood me up, and sent me a belated text message to cancel the date. He has sent text messages and even called me since then, but I always ignored them. I am sure I mentioned him in past blog entries. So, all Dayna hears is my end of the conversation and she was laughing so hard she could barely drive. I hassled Steve the Asshole...pretended I didn't remember him, asked him if we had gone out, which dating site we met on, "no, I am sorry I don't remember you, no sorry I won't be going out with you". I could barely restrain my laughter in talking with Steve the Asshole because Dayna was laughing out loud. When I got off the phone we pondered what sort of man is going to call at 5 pm on a Saturday to ask a girl on a date for the same evening...does he think I am just sitting around hoping and praying some loser guy is going to ask me out for the evening?

Anyway, Dayna and Gloria took me to this awesome restaurant, Frankie Rowlands for a fun evening. I had the most incredible filet! It melted in my mouth. They really know how to do a steak and they are known for their potent pineapple martinis. YUMMERS!

After a leisurely meal, we strolled over to our favorite hot spot. Dayna and I love to make fun of people at this club. It just lends itself to many amusing events. I always attract the weird men and last night was no different. I ran into my bartender from earlier in the week. That was...um...interesting. He grabbed me up and kissed me on the lips and then copped a feel, not once but twice before I could stop him. His excuse? That I had such incredible looking and huge tits that he had to see if they were real....Well, he lost his favored bartender position over that whole episode.

Dayna rescued me from the clutches of several men over the course of the evening...my name was Pam for the entire evening and she was my lesbian lover. Actually, for the first time in a long time, a woman tried to pick me up last night. She was attractive and frankly, if I were into women, I would have gone for her...she had really cool hair...I think that is what attracted her to me...the spiky, purple streaks were driving her wild. A friend of Dayna's bought me a Jager bomb as a birthday gift...OMG...it made me soooo sick. Having one of those after several pineapple martinis and beer just was not a good idea. I am afraid I ended our evening a bit early because of that. Well that, and the fact that Dayna loaned me her new sexy CFM black shoes and they made my toes were numb. They are 3 1/2" heels and made my legs look awesome in their mini skirt, but my feet were not happy after a couple of hours of dancing and running from weird men.

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Thanks for all the birthday wishes! It has been a lovely birthday week. Last night I was at one of my favorite bars and the really hawt bartender, Jon-Michael bought me several rounds of drinks, a tiramisu, flashed his totally bitchin chest to me and demanded a birthday kiss on the cheek from me. I was fanning myself all the way home! Tee hee hee.....

I have BIG news in the works, but I am going to stretch it out a bit before I unveil it here on the Glitter Whore...it was an early birthday present for me and I have just been enjoying it...slowly sharing it as the need or inclination arises....just a few more days or weeks....I will share with you guys!

These are photos from my cousin's birthday party:


Essentials for a 40 year old man


The birthday boy (Scott) and girl (Sassy)


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My fab cousin Jenn & her hubby

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SassyAssy is off! I am headed to Philly for my cousin's birthday party! He is exactly two days older than I am. I am part of his birthday present....he doesn't know I am coming. I love going to visit the cousins...my cousin Jenn in particular! She always shows me a great time. So as soon as I get stuff thrown in the suitcase, the presents and packagings arranged in the car, I am off....returning on Sunday. I doubt you will hear much from me over the weekend!

My birthday (the 23rd) will be spent working (yeah--for the money) and who knows how the evening will be spent. I have a ton of friends lining up one celebration after another. Okay...I admit...I love all the fuss and yes, I am turning 30 again Utenzi!

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My old lappy is not a happy camper...or maybe Sassy is not a happy camper. I was commissioned to do a digital scrapbook for someone. It is an on-going project, but I am suppose to have the first three pages to the client by tomorrow on my way out of town (if that happens). The programs I use to create digital scrapbook pages reside on the old lappy. Old lappy is bloated. I have done quite a bit to free up space and have been successful. Still, issues appear to exist. I want to delete programs, but XP is not letting me. I am teased with the message that XP is searching for the programs on the install/delete programs function....but it hangs up.

So, no happy customer tomorrow as I don't appear to have any digital scrapbook programs that want to work on Vista. Can you say Stressed Out Sassy five times fast?

At least it is not man issues...although perhaps Dancing Psycho put a curse on me.

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Dancing psycho sent me a text message...ah! My life is complete....

I thought he was never talking to me again? I did him the favor of NOT responding...wonder if he will get the message?????

And Utenzi...salesman can suck dirt...he will never get a response from me one way or another if he dares contact me. I doubt I mentioned Buddy on here and sadly, his mother did die. But we won't be revisiting the idea of dating regardless. Sweet guy, but he is not the right one for me.

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Well this is a lucky week for me...I guess. I have had three former boyfriends/love interests contact me this week to see how I am and what I am up to and "btw, do you want to go out with me?"

27B popped up this morning and I am meeting him for lunch next week. Not sure what his deal his as he is seeing someone...he has to "talk to me". He is the one who told me last year when I broke it off that I would always be "The One" for him. Maybe he just wants girlfriend advice??????

Another buddy of mine popped up this week. We were on the verge of seeing each other when he got the news that his mother was dying. He understandably dropped off the face of the earth. In the meantime, I met another guy I have been chatting to from the same area. Turns out they not only know each other, but work together. Buddy is ready to start where we left off, but I find I am not sure that is going to work for me now.

Tex went MIA for a month now and he resurfaced to say he missed me. The disappearing acts just don't do it for me. Great in bed, but not reliable. Not a good combo in my mind.

So I broke three hearts this week! I believe that is a record for me!

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This is the newest man in the Sassy Stable...I think I will keep him...he laughs he smiles he loves my kisses....no attitude....I love him!

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Got the hair touched up....I LOVE getting my hair done...makes me feel fabulous!!!!

Think Dancing B is gone for good....Yeah!!!

Scotty Boy is the main one right now....interesting things in the works there!

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I can't get rid of Dancing B or maybe he should be called Dancing Psycho??? He got on last night to tell me he is disappointed in me, that I will never know what I am missing, but he still wanted to be friends. I told him to please stop the guilt trips attempts and that he was not helping his cause. He then told me I was NOT HELPING MY CAUSE. Which by the way, is to get him to leave me the hell alone. I wonder what he thinks my cause is?????

Going dancing this weekend....I need a break from reality. It has been kind of sucky this week...Monday's date aside.

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So now Dancing B is inundating me with "guilt" IMs and emails....*sigh*...wish he would just go away now. Why do people do that with the guilt? I confess, I have used that too to try to get my way in the past. I always thought it was a feminine tactic, but men seem to use that tool as freely as women do. Guess Dancing B didn't take me too seriously when I said I was stubborn and nothing gets my stubborn up quicker than trying to guilt me into doing something. My mom was queen of the guilt trips and I became immune to them at some point. Although, if mom were still alive, I have no doubt she could guilt me quicker than I blink into doing something ;).

Scott boy is firming up plans for a visit to the states in July. I am meeting his daughter at the same time. Kids make me more nervous than their fathers ever will. Every man thinks his kid is different and will just "love" the new love interest. Yikes! I have had experience on both ends of the step-parent spectrum and I can tell you that is a minefield of emotions. I think I will need a drink. Scotty boy is a widower and I think that adds to the delicacy of the situation. I could be wrong and indeed, Scott boy assures me I am. He says his daughter has told him he needs to get out and meet someone and she is delighted that he has met me and I make him laugh & smile once more.

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Where to start? Buff engineer took me out to dinner and to see Allison Krauss & Robert Plant tonight. Frankly, the show blew me away. I didn't know what to expect and I was more than pleasantly surprised. If they come to your corner of the world, I highly recommend you go see them. Who knew that Led Zepplin tunes could sound great with a blue grass spin? I didn't wear my glasses so all I could see of Plant was a skinny body and a huge mop of hair. Buff engineer had it going on...and man he smelled heavenly. I was fairly intoxicated all night between the music and his awesome cologne. He was a lot of fun and I really enjoyed hanging out with him.

Dancing B went from accusing me of using him last night to begging me to put all that behind us. He swore he went cold turkey on the cigs today and he did it FOR ME! Grrrrrrrrrr. That is exactly what I DIDN'T want to happen...that is a recipe for disaster. I don't think I will be going out with him...when/if it doesn't work out I will be a user & ho-bag in his eyes. Why couldn't he stick to the plan????

I am suppose to see Tex tomorrow night. I love being with that man...no stress, no drama, no issues, just a lot of great sex and being treated like a goddess. He adores me and I adore him...we have a great relationship or whatever the hell it is we have.

Have not spoken to Scotty boy...he is off the coast of Scotland on an oil rig and the internet connection is even suckier out there than it is on dry land! *pouties*

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I lost one of the guys in the top three of my six tonight. It makes me kinda sad. Dancing B is a great guy, easy to talk to, fun to be with, sweet, romantic, but BUT a smoker. I can't be around smokers. Now he never smoked around me, but he reeked of cigarettes and I just can't stand the smell. I finally told him tonight that was what held me back from getting closer to him and that I didn't expect him to change for me, but I couldn't be with a smoker. He became so hurt and angry and accused me of using him for meals & movie tickets. Grrrrr. It was not like that, but I don't guess I will ever get through to him now--I am just a woman who used and abused him. I pointed out that if I was truly just using him I would ride that train to the end rather than end it after a handful of dates. *sigh*

Tomorrow I am off on my first date with Buff Engineer. We are going to dinner and he surprised me with tickets to see Robert Plant & Alison Krauss. Should be a fun evening.

Scotty guy is coming for a visit in July if all goes as planned. Then if he has his way I am off to Scotland and then France with him. I have to say, I am liking him more and more. I actually miss him when we don't chat daily....now the proof will be in the pudding....will the online chemistry equate to real life chemistry? He is so sure it will be. I am his enchantress and he insists that he couldn't be otherwise. I wish I had such faith in that, but I do like him a lot.


GREAT NEWS: I found out I will be graduating from the masters program April 2009 and not January 2010 like I had gotten into my mind....amazing what you learn when you start getting organized. So I will get to sit for the CPA exam next year...that ups the ante on my desirability status in the working world! Woo-hoo...SassyAssy is on fire in the schooling department...there is a light at the end of the tunnel!

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