Whys & Wherefores
Why am I attracting a bevy of bisexual men?
Why is a cross dresser interested in me?
Will planning a trip to Paris with Metrosexual Man be jinxed like all my (canceled) beach trips?
Will the vibrating ring condom I bought provide a life changing experience?
Why can't I get rid of Anti-Engineer?
Why does phone sex not satisfy me like it seems to do with my male partners?
Why was a weird man following me last night in B&N?
Will there be a lot of handsome naked men in Beowulf?
Where did I put my remote control?
Labels: Questions to start the week with
posted by SassyAssy @ Monday, November 05, 2007
4 Comments:
the question is not "why" sassy.
Confucius says the answer is in the raisins.
Why are you calling me weird, Sassy. I just happen to like that bookstore. That doesn't necessarily mean I was following you...
Roselle--I hate raisins!
Utenzi--hmmm...well, every time I turned around you were right behind me...coincidence? I think not!
Why am I attracting a bevy of bisexual men?
A - Bisexual men? WTF?
Why is a cross dresser interested in me?
A - He likes your shoes and believes they are not the only thing he would like to slip into??
Will planning a trip to Paris with Metrosexual Man be jinxed like all my (canceled) beach trips?
A - No, I don't believe it will.
Will the vibrating ring condom I bought provide a life changing experience?
A - No. Anything that is made to be placed on something that should be in constant motion is not going to stay in the right place, it is not going to stay on and it is going to never be as cool as it looks on the box.
Why can't I get rid of Anti-Engineer?
A - Because you have not said these words "I have met someone else and I am kinda scared because he just got out of jail for killing two people"
Why does phone sex not satisfy me like it seems to do with my male partners?
A - Men enjoy sex, even talking about it and it satisfies them because men are used to having sex by themselves. Face it we have been doing it since we were 14. Then we get to talk to a hot chick while we are doing it? What is not to like about that?
Why was a weird man following me last night in B&N?
A - Wearing a shirt that shows lots of cleavage? Bending over looking at books? Yeah like he wouldn't follow you around.
Will there be a lot of handsome naked men in Beowulf?
A - No. But there is a digital animation of what the guy thinks Angelina Jolie looks like naked, so you have that to look forward to.
Where did I put my remote control?
A - If your ex had any kind of lawyer what so ever, you lost that baby in the divorce...
What else could I do for you? ;)
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