Monday, November 05, 2007
Whys & Wherefores

Why am I attracting a bevy of bisexual men?

Why is a cross dresser interested in me?

Will planning a trip to Paris with Metrosexual Man be jinxed like all my (canceled) beach trips?

Will the vibrating ring condom I bought provide a life changing experience?

Why can't I get rid of Anti-Engineer?

Why does phone sex not satisfy me like it seems to do with my male partners?

Why was a weird man following me last night in B&N?

Will there be a lot of handsome naked men in Beowulf?

Where did I put my remote control?

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