Friday, June 15, 2007
Snickers--Now MORE Satisfying

I was in the midst of a chocolate fit when I grabbed up an almond Snickers earlier this week. In big bold letters was the phrase "Now more satisfying". That mystified me. How did this candy bar become more satisfying? I am not the only one asking this question. Candyblog analyzed the more satisfying Snickers and compared to the old. Still, with a bump in calories and the taste being relatively the same...how could Snickers be more satisfying?

When I raised this question with a certain gentleman he told me an interesting story. In his wild college days he was friends with a lesbian couple and the one young lady mentioned that she liked to put a Snickers in the freezer. She would then take the frozen candy bar and insert it into her girlfriend and eat it (and I guess the gf too).

I guess that is one way the Snickers could be more satisfying. I don't mind the occasional whipped cream on my phenomenal tits, but for now--keep the frozen Snickers outta my knickers.

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