The Shoe Dropped and the Sex Goddess Fled (for good)
Tonight was a date night. I got dressed up and smelling pretty. I arrived a few minutes late and #1 was not ready for me. I finally get invited in and there I was greeted by a stranger. A spacey, mean, accusatory stranger. Sassy sashayed her assy right out the door and ran to her car far, far away from bible boy. Bible boy apparently has a wee alcohol problem.
At least I am culling them early this time, eh? So condom boxes remain dust collectors and I am hanging up the dating shoes for a while. When I do decide to start up again, I think I will hire Utenzi and Dave to prescreen the candidates...that will save me a lot of time.
The new and improved graveyard:
posted by SassyAssy @ Saturday, November 11, 2006
12 Comments:
oh good god!!! that sounds awful!
*hug*
a definite pre-date screen system must be in place for the crazies.
damn the crazies!
if you find a system to weed out the crazies...lemme know. i attract them like no other.
Roselle,
Thanks for the cyber hug. I needed it. B-boy did call to apologize, but he derailed the train already.
Brianne,
Welcome and if I find a pre-screen system for the damn crazies, I will gladly share it with my sistahs!
Thanks, dear. I can use the work. Feel free to call on me anytime for pessimistic and cynical evaluations.
oh my god! i think we should start a "we attract the crazies" club here.
my BOSS of all people told me today that i attract crazies! i mean my friends have been telling me for years but i just thought they were being mildly fecitious! this is just NUTS! no pun intended!
ok pun totally intended!
iYep, please forward any and all emails, copy of chat files, photos and all other necessary items to me. I will weed them out and only let the ones deserving enough call you!
Roselle--can you say Psycho-Magnet? That is so me...so I guess we should start a club.
Dave & Utenzi--I knew you guys would step up the plate for me.
Sperating the wheat from the shaft sometimes requires a good thrashing.
OOoh! I wanna be a part of the screening process! I am good with bullshit and not believing most of the crap men say and hey, I get to watch out for you? SIGN ME UP!
Good for you for walking out! Bohemians everywhere applaud you! Especially this one, that's FO SHO!
Miz B--You are more than welcome to screen my psychos for me...I think you would do a damn fine job!
Pre-Date Screening System? Sounds...dull to me. I know that some of you folks may have had a couple of bad experiences (e.g. finding out your date has a dungeon where they keep kidnapped hitch hikers' remains) but you can't have an Ultimate System. The most interesting people tend to be in the grey-zone anyway. The only people who'd end up "passing" these tests would be boring, by-the-books, Cleo-approved, two-dimensional people who look like they've strayed from the set of (Insert typical drama show here). And besides, having to show every intended date a series of Rorschach ink blot tests every time you're keen on them would become somewhat of a chore after a while.
Fatman, You do have a point, but really, I don't mind a lot of personality & walking to the beat of one's drum...I just don't need the soul-sucking psychos that line up at my door to whisk me off into hell.
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