I was bored one day a month ago and ordered a Rabbit from Amazon. I was excited when it came. I put new batteries in it and ....nothing happened when I turned it on. I tried to get it to work without success. I emailed the seller and they promptly shipped a new one out. I put new batteries in it and ...nothing happened. I gave up and decided the two blue Rabbits would make a lovely couple in my bedside table. I ordered a purple swirly dildo last week. It came, I put new batteries in it, turned it on...and nothing. I was like...WTF??? I mean how hard is it to put batteries in these damn things and get them to work. So I contacted Amazon (different seller thank god!) and they promptly shipped out a new one. I got it, put new batteries in it and NOTHING. I thought what are the odds that a girl can get 4 dildos in one month and none of them work. So I was trying to figure out what I could be doing wrong: insert batteries correctly, turn on. Well the battery holder fell out and...lo & behold...batteries need to be put in on both sides of the holder. I go fish out my blue Rabbits and sure enough...same situation. Duh! Talk about a blonde moment.

I was telling the story to a good friend over some wine tonight and apparently the bartender was reading my lips. As I handed over my credit card to pay for my drink he said, "Gotta rush off to put some batteries in, eh?" Tee hee...I am a good sport and I give as good as I get so my snarky comeback, "I have an extra dildo if you ever need to borrow one..." The man was laughing so hard he could barely ring us up. Good times. Always happy to share my embarrassing life moments. Wait til you hear about the other thing that happened to me this week...I will save that for another post!

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