Sunday, December 21, 2008
The Power of the Cleavage






A friend and I went to dinner tonight. We got all dressed up and sparkly because we thought we might go dancing after dinner. We decided to go to a Greek restaurant that just reopened after a huge remodel and it is popular. We didn't make reservations because we have never needed them in the past.

I got to the restaurant before she did. The maitre d informed me that I wouldn't get a table for another 45 minutes or so without a reservation....that is until I took my coat off and he couldn't take his eyes off the impressive cleavage. He mumbled something about finding a table for me and appeared 5 minutes later to escort me to a table. He kept stopping by to make sure we were happy.

I take the "girls" for granted most times, but every once in a while I have to pull out the "big guns" to get things moving along. Yes, I am shameless, but they need to earn their keep.

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Blogger David said...

Whole story about cleavage and then some pictures that barely show anything! WTF!!! This is Christmas, time of sharing? Ever heard of it? ;)

2:44 PM  
Blogger SassyAssy said...

Cleavage was shown my friend...break out those glasses!

8:39 PM  

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