My friend Dayna and I gathered up a group of her male lifeguard friends and hung out at our favorite club on Saturday night. I had a trail of men all evening long....I guess the full on cleavage shirt was a bit over the top! One guy walked by me, did a double take, and practically fell on his knees in an act of worship over my ass. Dayna called him on it and he actually blushed and slunk away. Later I ran into Ass Man again and he told me I left him breathless with my tits and ass....they were perfect! I laughed at him and moved along.

There is something perversely amusing hanging with very hawt, well built younger men and watching all the young women trying to get their attention. Dayna and I found Jay-Jay...a cute hottie who also liked to make fun of people on the dance floor so we added him to our fan club and he kept gravitating back to us for some a little dancing & a lot of mocking.

After we left the club, we hung out on the sidewalk with two very buff, very amusing men who were 30+. We stood around making fun of the many fashion faux pas streaming out of the club...one of those being a dress cut down to ass cleavage....only the girl was wearing granny panties under the dress..eewwww! or the 300 lb woman squeezed into a tube top and jean miniskirt or the 46ff bust left to flap in the breeze...no support to be found...under a tank top....it was a fright night of "What the hell were you thinking?" in the fashion department. Do people own full length mirrors any more? Do they not look at themselves before going out or have a good friend to ask how they look?

And what is up with all the faux bridal veils and sashes proclaiming "Bride" and "Bridesmaid"? And all the girls wear very similar outfits. Barf! Can the bachlorettes be a little more creative? Must these affairs be paraded out to the public with no thought or creativity put into other than to buy cheap veils and sashes?

The summer nights of booze and Dayna antics are slowly coming to an end. We figured this might be our last hooraw since she is off on family vacation and then I will be be busy the rest of the summer doing my own thing.

Labels: summer fun