Sorry about the lack of DCF...I was having technical difficulties with the picture uploading.

Weekend update: met up with Dancing Dude now known as Cabana Man. We hit it off, we had chemistry, he is dynamite in bed and we spent all weekend together. Yet...I believe he gave me the brush off today. *sigh* I just can't get it right or maybe more accurately--he can't get it right. He is already prowling for his next girl du jour (I saw he was prowling the dating site we met on). I think the issue is this: he likes/finds anorexic women attractive...no anorexia for SassyAssy. I was good enough for some pleasant romping, but I got more admiring gazes from the men around us at the restaurant the night we went out than from Cabana Man. Oh, and Cabana Boy is making noises about wanting to see me again. Ben my wife is waiting in the wings for a reconciliation. Did I mention that my divorce attorney said my soon-to-be ex & I made a very attractive couple and we got along so well that she couldn't believe we were divorcing....my response was along the lines of "we get along because we are divorcing". Yikes! Scary thought not getting that...should be final in a mere 10 days.

So....moving right along. I am calling "uncle" as I just can't endure the games any longer. Crazy cat lady coming right up! Sorry, guess I am sad as I was liking the idea of me and a man who likes to dance. I was liking Cabana Man a lot and I thought it was returned in kind. Instead, I was a welcoming committee/temporary bed warmer until something "better" comes along. At least I am astute enough to see this rather than be blindsided like I was by the last one. I just want to be held and loved, ya'know? My friend Metro told me that men are intimidated by me 'cause I am total package. He said it is going to take an extraordinary man to 1) not be intimidated 2) appreciate me. How come these men always seem married? I have some terrific male friends like Metro & Dave who think I am the bomb, but they are married. Come on guys, clone yourselves so I can have an unmarried male fan club.

Labels: crazy cat lady, men