This is Beasley. He is one of the bartenders at Metro! an upscale restaurant/bar in my area. He has created a drink called The Black Bartender and it is awesome! Some sort of yummy vodka berry creation that made me go "O". Beasley gives good drink and he is adorable. As he said "Once you go Black [Bartender], you never go back" and truer words have not been spoken...at least in regards to this Sassy girl and this mouthwatering drink.

Now if only the male patrons at Metro! were a fraction as charming, talkative...and willing to dance a little. I swear this sleepy city I live in exasperates me. In every other city I have gone to--DC, Raleigh, Denver--men are a minimum of two-deep dying for a dance and at least one free drink is sent my way...I think I could have stripped on the bar and no one would have noticed. What is wrong with the men here??? So.....I think that internet dating is still my best bet to meet someone and the kinds of men that tingle my toes just don't seem to be available here in Podunk, VA.

Beasley, if you read this and I spelled your name wrong...so sorry. I will be back for another Black Bartender so keep my place at the bar warm, will ya? Oh, and maybe pass along to the straight men hanging out at the bar....conversation is a great way to meet a girl...don't just stare at her (and her tits)....go, talk, prosper! And for god sakes...don't linger around the dance floor if you aren't going to dance...even a dirty booty dance would have been a welcome thing tonight.

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